Just when I thought I was at my wit's end with bath time, the Safety First bath seat saved the day.
Mom had the sense to purchase it before her weekend alone with the kids and it is proving to be quite a handy contraption. I am now able to bathe both kids simultaneously (well, sort of) and not break out into a sweat and get saturated with tub water. I highly recommend it if you have a squirmy kid. On the downside, it makes it somewhat tricky to get the nether-regions scrubbed, but with a little maneuvering it all works out.
Whoever invented this thing definitely knew what they were doing. My hands were totally free, so much so that I even managed a few pictures: