Xian's Xmas

What follows is Christian's completely unsolicited Christmas list. Contrary to my list, I am not posting this list in the hopes that someone will get him all of this stuff. It just amused me. I like the list because, 1) he assumes someone is getting him something and is confused about what he might like and 2) the list ranges from the very attainable and totally realistic to the truly ridiculous. Here it is in no particular order:


Polo shirts for school. This is an image of a Gap polo shirt but I don't think he cares where it comes from. He would like black, white, and/or red. He also asked for a royal blue one but I am not wild about that color and he is colorblind.


A seat cushion for the bench in our kitchen. There is only one person that has the possibility of making this wish come true and somehow I think her hands are full this holiday season.


Two electronic thermostats so we can finally figure out what temperature it is around here.


Madden 2008 (or 2007) for the PS2.


A saw. I guess it is a circular saw that he wants because the project that he needs it for involves removing and resizing baseboards.



A stained glass window with our street addressed etched in it for the front door. Um, yea, not happening pal.

Finally, although it is not on the list, I think all hell would break loose if either this:


or this:


appeared under the tree on Christmas morning.